Murderbook - We Killed Our Friend

Our friend is dead. We created a murderer to kill our friend, Rowen (on Facebook). This is our story.

Due to a rather abusive phone call, we've had to mask the full identity of our friend (who is still alive in real life).

Have you ever wondered where the deceased go (on Facebook)? Interesting question, right? Realistically speaking, in sixty years time Facebook will literally be a mass grave site, right? So how does Facebook keep track of who is alive and who is dead? Well it turns out the family or friends of the deceased can get Facebook to 'memorialize' the profile. This basically means anyone has the ability to kill another person (on Facebook). This is how it all started for us. The plot to kill our good friend Rowen - who is still alive and probably busy making a sandwich at this very moment.

Now we're not cold-blooded murderers, and we love and appreciate our buddy Rowen to no end, but he needed to die (on Facebook). Somewhere between his pointless status updates and his knack for e-spading, he became the perfect target. The ultimate trophy. We thought it was a funny idea at first, but it turned out to be so much more. It became so much bigger than just a silly Internet prank; it became an obsession, and now has the potential to became a marvellous sport for everyone to enjoy.

This was a journey that took weeks of planning, in combination with countless beers and OTC medication. But in the end, the results made it all worthwhile. We had our trials, we had ups and downs, and the process involved bucket-loads of our blood, sweat and tears of laughter. This experience tested our patience, wisdom and skills of manipulation. We had a dream and nothing could stop us from reaching it. Turns out, we had so much fun doing it, and learnt so much from the experience that we decided to share our mission with the world. So read on to see the beauty and dedication involved in killing your friends (on Facebook).

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