This operation came near to failing so many times that it would be a sin to not wall-mount Rowen's dead profile like a trophy. This is the page where we showcase the nitty gritty, just to let you know we are packing the goods to back it all up. Not because of the haters out there who could doubt our art, but really just because it's just as juicy as the other content.
If the concept were a deadly car crash, then this page would be the autopsy. So for Internet people out there who are not satisfied with simply observing from afar, this is the page where the operation is ripped into pieces and left on the side of the road to bake in the desert heat; metaphorically speaking, of course.
This page includes a peek at the genuine memorialized profile, e-mail confirmations, phone calls and our plotting (on Facebook). One proviso is the lack of sobriety during portions of the email messages below.
If you would like to leave a message for the mob behind this murder (on Facebook), you can send an email to mob@murderbook.org. We'll review them for swearing and hate-speech, and will post the best ones here on the website. Speaking of hate-speech, if you are so inclined, please direct all hate mail to hate@murderbook.org. If it's entertaining, we'll publish it, too.
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